Congratulations! Your butt just landed here!

I was going to tell them anyway. Pero wala. Something that classified. Gi-divulge. How disappointing. Naunsa man. Usahay lang gani ko musalig ug tawo para sultihan sa akong deepest, darkest, most wicked secrets unya ana on lang pagtreat. Sa mani oy.

Aku sangat sedih. Kamu temanku. I thought you were.